26.7.11

Its not my day today,

So, today i have biology class.
And today we're having a small test on chapter 5.
And i slept late and woke up early to study it.
But...
I FAIL MY ESSAY.=.=
I get 9 over 17 only.
The teacher's passing mark is 10/17.
Just 1 mark and i failed it!!
The story is...
We need to write about DNA Fingerprint and Gene Therapy.
And so i write and write and write.
However the problem was i did not know we need to write about gene therapy too.
Therefore, i write about DNA fingerprint only.
And then when i discover we need to write about gene therapy, it had been too late. T_T
In the end, i just simply bla a sentence for it and get 1 mark for that. ^^"

But what i care is about the punishment.
I need to entertain the class. LOL
Singing, dancing??
NO WAY!
Perhaps i just tell the class a joke..
but im scared that they did not understand it then it will be a disaster.

WELL, i translated this joke directly from a chinese one and modify a bit.-.-
Its like this:

One day, a stupid banana went for a jog at the park in the mid afternoon.
Then as it jogged, it began to feel hotter and hotter.
It said,"It's so hot! I shall peel of my clothes to get a little cooler."
And it peel its clothes off and throw it aside carelessly.
Suddenly, "Whoosh...Arrrr.....Phang!"
the banana step on a banana skin, screamed and slipped.
"Who on earth throw this banana skin everywhere and make me fall down?!"

Note: the banana skin is thrown by itself.@@

But i think it will cause the atmosphere of the class cold.
The laughing point so Not Obvious.
Maybe i better google for jokes.

Or any jokes from u all?(if anyone read this-.-)

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